I do so love my brand-new car,
I wish this drive was not so far.
Man, this light is long,
I’ll pass the time with a little song.
Holy crap, you drive so slow,
Please speed up, let the traffic flow.
That’s not how you use your blinker,
I just hope you aren’t a drinker.
Move over, just, please move,
As a driver, you truly must improve.
Stay in your damn lane,
If you hit me, I’ll cause you pain.
It is far too early for so much hate,
But I actually can’t be late.
It would make my whole day,
If you would get out of my way.
Thank goodness he is turning,
But no blinker, he isn’t learning.
I hope you hit a pothole,