English Is Better Than Math

Words are eloquent,
Words hold meaning,
Words speak to the soul.
Letters make love to your ears,
Every time they form a word.
You’re a number cruncher.
You’re in love with numbers.
A+B=Y2
WHO CARES!
A plus B is AB!
ABC is cooler than 123.
Keep your little fresh ass numbers away from my alphabet!
Words don’t need help from numbers to solve a problem.
You need us!