Why do we keep glasses in the house with kids?
They are always broken.
A Kid’s mantra is to
“Break it up,
Break it down,
Break it all around”
How many pairs of glasses have a parent replaced?
I know I’ve gone through at least ten pair.
Through the lifetime of my children
Even as adults they still come and break my glasses
The new Mantra is
“Break it down,
Step on it,
Grind it in the ground”
Oops they say
Every time it happens.
My poor broken glasses
Never will they hold a delicious drink again
Never will they pour water on my plants
Never will they touch my lips with their coolness