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Read Part 1 here. July 14 It’s the Big Day!! My husband is off, so we get up early and grab a bite to eat. I pick out a gold top and put a little makeup on. I like the natural look, especially for something important like this. Just a bit of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, ...

Like many looking for a job, I subscribed to a few sites which send emails with various places hiring at the moment. You know, the ones that send you all the jobs you’re not qualified for because you were too lazy to fill out another profile and upload, again, a copy of your resume. As ...

I was talking with family about what to get for dinner, and suddenly all these examples of how companies misuse the English language started popping up. Some are easy to chuckle at and some you just groan and shake your head. The Super Soaker I get what they were aiming for, but, to me, it ...

To my high school English teachers, Tonight I attended the senior Academic Awards Banquet with my younger sister, where I saw each of you receive a letter (or three) as a mentor. I wanted to add one. So here is a letter from a former student who sat in your classrooms a decade ago. It’s ...