Drop your ear to your other shoulder and roll your head over to the other side. Keep your eyes closed. Please. If your eyes are open, disregard the laundry. Just disregard. Breathe in on “dis,” breathe out on “regard.” Disregard.

Dear Ghost-Of-A-Murder-Victim-That-Hangs-Out-Over-My-Bed, I do hope this letter finds you well as I recognize this my first attempt at correspondence after our last encounter. I hope you did not interpret me as being too rude – I did not mean to roll my eyes at your horrific visage and rollover under my covers. The uttered sigh, ...

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