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Three Lovely Limericks

By Adriana Philips
April 4, 2022
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Tralee Bay in Ireland, Three Lovely Limericks, by Adrianna Phillips, not one but three limerick poems to tease, please, and teach.
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Bread Baking

The oven shows a delicious sight
To a loaf of bread fluffy and light
And on the outside
Its grin becomes wide
As the human’s flesh becomes alight

 

 Woke

There once was a man who was woke
And thought other people were dopes
Brags to minorities
About ‘authority’
He only got his two legs broke!

 

Cat Got Your Tongue

There once was a lazy house cat
On the sofa was where he sat
On his collar hung
A human’s pink tongue
Who foolishly called him fat.

 

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Adriana Philips

An aspiring woman writer with an interest in speculative fiction and mysteries. I have several mini-libraries in my home.

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  1. Jo Curtain 4 April, 2022 at 19:42 Reply

    Love these sprightly humorous words.

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