I’ve had cats all my life. Never has any two been the same in personality or preferences. As a life-long member of the “Slave To My Cats” club, there are some myths I have personally debunked. If you own a cat, maybe you can relate. If you are looking to own a cat, then maybe my experiences will help you. 

Myth 1: Giving Your Cat A “Spa” Day Is A Great Gift

Umm…nope. I know some people may have a cat that enjoys baths and having their nails done, but in all my years of feline ownership, I’ve never had a cat that took kindly to being anywhere near running water. I recently read an article suggesting different presents for your pet cat for Christmas.  It was filled with the usual: their favorite treat, a new toy, and catnip. However, I did a double-take when I saw “give your cat a spa day.” The article was timely because I had given both my cats a bath to treat dry skin.  One cat meowed pitifully. The other licked and licked me. It wasn’t because she was so appreciative of the bath. Licking is her way of saying, “LET ME GO!” Out of all the cats I have owned over the years, not one has ever willingly gotten into the tub, much less enjoyed a forced bath.

Myth 2: Poinsettias Will Kill Your Cats

I’ve had people tell me, “I could never have a cat because of my poinsettias!” Again, as a life-long cat owner, I can tell you that while poinsettias can make your cat sick, it is unlikely to kill them. In fact, you can train your cat to leave the plants alone with a little attentiveness and consistency. A quick squirt from a water bottle might help remind your little prince or princess of the boundaries. In all the years of having both cats and poinsettias in the house, I’ve never had any feline casualties. I can’t say the same for the flowers. Thanks to Santa not bringing the green thumb I asked for, I managed to dry out the poinsettias and drown the Christmas cactus. The cats sat back and laughed at me.

Myth 3: Cats Are Scared Of Dogs

I know this is usually the case, but it certainly isn’t a hard-fast rule. I had a cat that bullied the neighborhood cats and dogs, including the pit bull next door. The pitbull was a gentle soul, and she would never hurt anyone. My kids used to pet her and give her treats. However, my cat was not happy whenever the dog approached the property line. As long as Lilah stayed on her side, the cat didn’t make a move. He would sit and stare her down. Inevitably, she would whine a little, then go back to her owner. One day she decided to step over the invisible line. My cat flew at her, hissing and growling. Poor Lilah retreated. If she had a tail, it would have been between her legs. Unfortunately, one day, the cat tried to take on a car. It didn’t end well. 

Myth 4: Purring Always Means They Are Happy

Again, usually, this is probably true. But some of my cats have been strange. I have a black one now that purrs at the weirdest times. Sometimes it is clear when she is happy. But there are times when her ears are back, and she has a very ticked-off look on her face, yet she is purring. I have tried to explain to her that she is sending mixed messages, but in a typical feline fashion, she shows supreme indifference to all my instructions and advice.  So, just be aware. Sometimes purring means: “Ohhhh, you are my favorite slave!” Other times it can mean: “Remove your hand from me, or I will rip it off your body and slap you silly with it.” 

Myth 5: Cats Make Good Pets

Don’t be alarmed. Owning a cat can be very rewarding. They are fairly independent, some cats are great cuddlers, they catch mice, they can help you feel at peace after a hectic day, and they can be entertaining, especially when they are young and a little psychotic. However, they are not your pets. Let there be no mistake. You will always be their slave. You live in their world and don’t forget it. 

I wouldn’t have it any other way.